The Blog to Nowhere

Title: Conflagration (1/1)
Rating: G
Word Count: 422
Characters: Twelve, Clara
Timeline: Post-"Last Christmas".
Summary: Where there's smoke, there's fire. And it's probably Clara's fault.
Disclaimer: Everything belongs to the BBC.
A/N: Written for who_contest's "Smoke" challenge.

( The Doctor sprinted down the corridor, hoping to get there before everything went up in smoke. Not for the first time he wondered why this always happened. )

Title: Thrust Vector (1/1)
Rating: G
Word Count: 572
Characters: Clara, Twelve
Timeline: Pre-"The Girl Who Died"; no spoilers.
Summary: Clara tries to get her bearings in zero gravity.
Disclaimer: It's all owned by the BBC. I just play in their world.
A/N: Entry for who_contest's "Signs" challenge.

( Suddenly, what should have been the floor was now a wall. Clara's head started to spin and she felt the remains of her lunch gurgle within her stomach. )

Title: Noble Gesture (1/1)
Rating: G
Word Count: 1,179
Characters: Twelve, Donna
Timeline: Set post-"The Girl Who Died"; no spoilers
Summary: The Doctor finds the courage to check up on an old friend.
Disclaimer: The BBC owns all.
A/N: Entry for who_contest's "Hindsight" challenge.

( The last time he saw her, it had been at a wedding, her wedding in fact. It had been a few years since then, assuming he had landed the TARDIS in the correct year, but she hadn't changed at all. )

Title: One Year Older (1/1)
Rating: G
Word Count: 443
Characters: Twelve, Clara
Timeline: Set post-"The Woman Who Lived" but no spoilers
Summary: The Doctor tries to celebrate Clara's birthday.
Disclaimer: Doctor Who belongs to the BBC.
A/N: Entry for who_contest's "Candle" challenge. Yay, my first one! Incidentally, this came about because I couldn't figure out what year it was during season eight. Any evidence I found either pointed to 2014 or 2016.

( It was a silly tradition, sticking candles on top of sugary confections to mark the date of one's birth. )

Title: Household Gods (4/5)
Rating: PG
Characters: Twelve, Clara
Timeline: pre-"The Caretaker"; no spoilers.
Summary: An unexpected discovery at the British Museum leads the Doctor and Clara to Ancient Rome, but things quickly get out of hand when the Doctor is mistaken for another man...
Disclaimer: Doctor Who belongs to the BBC.
A/N: Many thanks to rumpelsnorcack for the awesome beta.

Chapter One. Chapter Two. Chapter Three.

( "You are a mighty god, Doctor. Worthy of the praise from the lowly mortals." )

Title: Household Gods (2/5)
Rating: PG
Characters: Twelve, Clara
Timeline: pre-"The Caretaker"; no spoilers.
Summary: An unexpected discovery at the British Museum leads the Doctor and Clara to Ancient Rome, but things quickly get out of hand when the Doctor is mistaken for another man...
Disclaimer: Doctor Who belongs to the BBC.
A/N: Many thanks to rumpelsnorcack for the awesome beta.

Chapter One.

( It was entirely possible that he was the man on the marble carving and it was some misadventure here that started all of this. That was the irony of time travel. Sometimes he saw the consequences before the necessary actions took place. )

Title: Gentleman Caller (1/1)
Rating: G
Word Count: 3,824
Characters: Gita Chandra, Haresh Chandra, Sarah Jane, Twelve, Sky, Clara
Timeline: Post-"Mummy on the Orient Express" for Doctor Who and post-"The Man Who Never Was" for The Sarah Jane Adventures. No spoilers.
Summary: Who's the grey-haired Scottish man the Chandras keep seeing at Sarah Jane's house? Does she have a new boyfriend?
Disclaimer: Everything belongs to the BBC.
A/N: Written for who_at_50's 51st anniversary fanwork-a-thon. A huge thank you goes to the awesome dbskyler for the wonderful beta. This fic would be ten times worse without your help.

( While he knew Gita was asking out of concern for their friend -- they both still remembered Sarah Jane's short-lived engagement from a few years ago -- this was a bit more snooping than Haresh was comfortable with. "Leave it be, Gita. If Sarah Jane has a boyfriend, she'll introduce him when she wants to." )

So, Twelve has a costume now:

( Twelve's costume behind the cut )

I wonder if Twelve will get a newly designed sonic screwdriver, too...