The Blog to Nowhere

This seemed like a no brainer to make. With two of my favourite sci-fi captains in one place in April, I felt like I had to pay tribute to that:


I'm kind of tempted to get this printed out on photo paper and then have John Barrowman and Nathan Fillion sign it. Hmm...

Title: The Last (7/7)
Rating: PG
Characters: Giles, Ten
Timeline: Post-"Last of the Time Lords" for Doctor Who and pre-season eight for Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Spoilers for season eight.
Summary: With demons threatening the safety of the planet, the Doctor turns to the one person he knows who can help: Rupert Giles. Can the two of them save the day without losing their heads?
Disclaimer: You know the drill. BBC. Joss Whedon.
A/N: Thanks again to quean_of_swords for the awesome beta.

Chapter One. Chapter Two. Chapter Three. Chapter Four. Chapter Five. Chapter Six.

( To be the last member of a society was one thing. Giles was still surrounded by humans everywhere he went. To be the last member of a race was to be truly alone. "Time chose the wrong survivors." The misfit and the exile. They made quite a pair. )

Title: The Last (5/7)
Rating: PG
Characters: Giles, Ten
Timeline: Post-"Last of the Time Lords" for Doctor Who and pre-season eight for Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Spoilers for season eight.
Summary: With demons threatening the safety of the planet, the Doctor turns to the one person he knows who can help: Rupert Giles. Can the two of them save the day without losing their heads?
Disclaimer: You know the drill. BBC. Joss Whedon.
A/N: Thanks again to quean_of_swords for the awesome beta.

Chapter One. Chapter Two. Chapter Three. Chapter Four.

( "Oh, don't even try. You truly don't know what it's like to be the last of your kind. How did you survive, hmm? Did you run and hide as destruction rained down? Did you leave your colleagues to burn and die? The last Watcher. You're not even worthy of the title." )

Title: The Last (3/7)
Rating: PG
Characters: Giles, Ten
Timeline: Post-"Last of the Time Lords" for Doctor Who and pre-season eight for Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Spoilers for season eight.
Summary: With demons threatening the safety of the planet, the Doctor turns to the one person he knows who can help: Rupert Giles. Can the two of them save the day without losing their heads?
Disclaimer: You know the drill. BBC. Joss Whedon.
A/N: Thanks again to quean_of_swords for the awesome beta.

Chapter One. Chapter Two.

( "You are in violation of the terms established in the truce set down by the Watchers Council. If you do not leave now, we will be forced to take immediate action." )

Title: The Last (1/7)
Rating: PG
Characters: Giles, Ten
Timeline: Post-"Last of the Time Lords" for Doctor Who and pre-season eight for Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Spoilers for season eight.
Summary: With demons threatening the safety of the planet, the Doctor turns to the one person he knows who can help: Rupert Giles. Can the two of them save the day without losing their heads?
Disclaimer: You know the drill. BBC. Joss Whedon.
A/N: Thanks again to quean_of_swords for the awesome beta. This is actually a revised version of a story I had written previously (but posted elsewhere) so if the plot sounds familiar, it was the other, crappier, version. I do reference the season eight comics, but intimate knowledge isn't necessary.

( Giles didn't have to wait long to see a man enter the halo of light given off by the lamp on the desk. He quickly noted the man's brown spiky hair, long brown coat, brown pinstriped suit, and, strangely, white trainers. )

Title: Anomalies (1/1)
Rating: G
Characters: Jenny, Dawn
Timeline: Post-“The Doctor’s Daughter” and Post-“Chosen”
Summary: Who knew a cloned soldier and a human-form key could have so much in common.
Disclaimer: Not mine, but I’m still hopeful that one day Russell and Joss will meet and create something awesome together.
A/N: Written for the wholand crossover challenge (write a 300+ drabble based on one of the crossover prompts). I was tempted to toss in Luke and Connor as well, but that’s a crossover for another time. Un-beta'd, so pardon the mistakes.

( She understood now what the man meant. Neither she nor the girl had been born. They had both been made for a purpose. )

Title: A Different Kind of Companion: A Lesson in History (8/9)
Rating: PG
Characters: Ten, Inara
Timeline: Post "The Runaway Bride" for Doctor Who and post "Serenity" the movie for Firefly
Summary: After an unplanned detour to Earth's past, the Doctor and Inara must stop the creation of a disruptive paradox.
Disclaimer: Only in some wacky alternative reality would I own Doctor Who or Firefly.
A/N: The long-awaited sequel to "A Different Kind of Companion". A huge thanks goes out to my beta, browncoat_2x2 , who is made of awesome.

Chapter One. Chapter Two. Chapter Three. Chapter Four. Chapter Five. Chapter Six. Chapter Seven.

( And now you’re an authority of one? A man who believes he has such power is normally called a tyrant. Or do you fancy yourself a god? )

Title: A Different Kind of Companion: A Lesson in History (6/9)
Rating: PG
Characters: Ten, Inara
Timeline: Post "The Runaway Bride" for Doctor Who and post "Serenity" the movie for Firefly
Summary: After an unplanned detour to Earth's past, the Doctor and Inara must stop the creation of a disruptive paradox.
Disclaimer: Only in some wacky alternative reality would I own Doctor Who or Firefly.
A/N: The long-awaited sequel to "A Different Kind of Companion". A huge thanks goes out to my beta, browncoat_2x2 , who is made of awesome.

Chapter One. Chapter Two. Chapter Three. Chapter Four. Chapter Five.

( Who are you to decide the fate of the world? You act as if you’re the most important man who ever lived and that your opinion alone is the one worth listening to. Tell me, are you ever wrong? )

Title: A Different Kind of Companion: A Lesson in History (4/9)
Rating: PG
Characters: Ten, Inara
Timeline: Post "The Runaway Bride" for Doctor Who and post "Serenity" the movie for Firefly
Summary: After an unplanned detour to Earth's past, the Doctor and Inara must stop the creation of a disruptive paradox.
Disclaimer: Only in some wacky alternative reality would I own Doctor Who or Firefly.
A/N: The long-awaited sequel to "A Different Kind of Companion". A huge thanks goes out to my beta, browncoat_2x2 , who is made of awesome.

Chapter One. Chapter Two. Chapter Three.

( The Doctor went with a question instead. “How does your ray work? Ionized particles? Molecular excitation? Radio waves? A thousand tiny robots flying through the air to do your bidding?” )

Title: A Different Kind of Companion: A Lesson in History (2/9)
Rating: PG
Characters: Ten, Inara
Timeline: Post "The Runaway Bride" for Doctor Who and post "Serenity" the movie for Firefly
Summary: After an unplanned detour to Earth's past, the Doctor and Inara must stop the creation of a disruptive paradox.
Disclaimer: Only in some wacky alternative reality would I own Doctor Who or Firefly.
A/N: The long-awaited sequel to "A Different Kind of Companion". A huge thanks goes out to my beta, browncoat_2x2 , who is made of awesome.

Chapter One.

( He pointed to the screen, but the only thing that made sense to Inara was a flashing light indicating a point, or so she assumed. “We’re an ocean away from where we should be.” )